Calcutta, Dallas, Fargo, Halifax, Jakarta, Lima, Moscow, Paris, Quito,
Rio de Janeiro, San Jose del Cabo, Tokyo, Zurich
...and our newest location in Rio Dulce, Guatemala
Presents A Special Series On:
Radical Hip Augmentation:
Intensive Pelvic Girdle Adipose Tissue
Procedures In A Tropical Setting
based upon the extensive research of
Doctor Jim, PhD,TT,OF
This two week course of study leading to
will enrich your knowledge of hip augmentation techniques
as well as increase your own personal girth by at least 17%.
Our patented non-invasive
approach to hip augmentation begins
as a pleasurable experience in a warm tub of organic lard,
after a good soak, our trained attendants will prepare you
for the augmentation with a specific massage technique.
The entire daily procedure should take approximately four
hours, with a two hour relaxation session afterwards.
Four complete meals are served during the procedure.
We use only 100% free-range double dairy cream, butter,
and mom's own secret caramel sauce on absolutely everything.
( Persons with special dietary restrictions may
substitute sausage gravy for the caramel sauce )
$1,895 per person
(Lodging, Food, Tax, Tips and Airport Transfers Extra)
Sign up now for fall classes
Professional Participants In The
( Includes educational credits and
add $4,250 per person
Mexican Pesos / US. Dollars / Euros / Gold
Our easy and fun self-maintenance program,
$39.95 monthly subscription
(food and additional personal coaching not included)
Sign up now for the spring / summer / fall / winter
|Photographs are for
illustrative purposes only. Individual results vary.
No prediction of outcome is implied or guaranteed.
Individual healing characteristics and unexpected complications can
affect the outcome of any procedure.