Auckland, Bali, Calcutta, Dallas, Fargo, Halifax, Jakarta, Lima, Moscow, Paris, Quito,
Rio de Janeiro, San Jose del Cabo, Tokyo, Zurich
...and our newest location in Rio Dulce, Guatemala

Presents A Special Series On:

This two week course of study leading to certification
will enrich your knowledge of hip augmentation techniques
as well as increase your own personal girth by at least 17%.

    
Before     After          Before     After

Our patented non-invasive approach to hip augmentation begins
as a pleasurable experience in a warm tub of organic lard,
after a good soak, our trained attendants will prepare you
for the augmentation with a specific massage technique.
The entire daily procedure should take approximately four
hours, with a two hour relaxation session afterwards. 
Four complete meals are served during the procedure.

We use only 100% free-range double dairy cream, butter,
and mom's own secret caramel sauce on absolutely everything.
( Persons with special dietary restrictions may substitute sausage gravy for the caramel sauce )

$1,895 per person
(Lodging, Food, Tax, Tips and Airport Transfers Extra)

Sign up now for fall classes

Professional Participants In The
Hip Augmentation Facilitators Program
( Includes educational credits and certification )
add $4,250 per person

                 

And Introducing...

Our easy and fun self-maintenance program,
$39.95 monthly subscription
(food and additional personal coaching not included)

Sign up now for the spring / summer / fall / winter feasting seasons.